The Oklahoma City Thunder have hit the highway to the offseason after the Houston Rockets blasted them out of the first round of the NBA Playoffs.  

Russell Westbrook and company did leave one parting gift behind on the way out, though. NBA players try to keep a low profile when they're on the road, and that means often they use aliases to disguise their identities from hotel employees and insane fans. 

The Thunder did just that when they rolled into Houston for Game 1 of the NBA playoffs, and a list that includes some real names for coaches and personnel was found with some incredible fake names for the squad. 

The list seems to have been discovered by Deadspin during Game 1. How they stumbled across it isn't laid out, but the digital publication decided to hold on to it until the Thunder's playoff run ended to ensure nobody could stalk the team down. 

Without further adieu, here's the list of player aliases:

How many of those could you pick out? The one that stands out the most is obviously Crash Bandicoot, which we can only pray is Russell Westbrook's pseudonym. It'd be a travesty if it wasn't, so we're just going to pretend it's definitely Russ. 

Next up is D. Doback, or Dale Doback from the Will Ferrell movie Step Brothers. That's the character played by John C. Reilly. A comedy classic, no doubt. It's followed by Marty Funkhouser, a recurring character in the series Curb Your Enthusiasm. 

D. Hizmet may be the easiest one to pick out, with Enes Kanter supporting the Hizmet movement that led to his own family disowning him. Pretty heavy stuff, but an interesting story no less. J. Johnson could be any number of things - from Jimmie Johnson to Jack Johnson - so we'll move right along. 

L. Kiffin is clearly Lane Kiffin, noted college football coach and former head coach of the Oakland Raiders. J. Lebowski? We've got a fan of Jeffrey "The Dude" from The Big Lebowski. S. Patton is most definitely a reference to famed American General George S. Patton. 

J. Plato is most likely a random first name when a player couldn't just use the name of the philosopher Plato. C. Ramsay feels like it's most likely Chef Ramsay, the notoriously explicit chef. C. Rock is a call to comedian Chris Rock.

We're heading down the home stretch with C. Tucker which is more love for another comedian in Chris Tucker. If Russ isn't Crash, perhaps he's Bruce Wayne now that Kevin Durant is gone. Last, but not least, is W.W. Walter White. 

That's a pretty diverse cast of characters the Thunder chose from. A very respectable list of aliases, no doubt.