Shakhtar Donetsk

Shakhtar make the list by virtue of being *really* far away from the major European leagues where all the squares consume your daily dose of football like geese being force fed for foie gras. Unplug yourselves people!

Because, if you are really far away from the Premier League and not watched by a lot of people, inherently you are much better than anyone else. Got it?

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Football