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Top Five: Football Hipster Clubs

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Malaga v Dortmund. Cue Football Hipsters implosion (©GettyImages)
Malaga v Dortmund. Cue Football Hipsters implosion (©GettyImages).

Borussia Dortmund

The list couldn't be complete without Dortmund presiding at the top of the table, looking on like a holier-than-thou shining example of how football should be.

A fact about Dortmund you might not know: They have really cheap tickets!

For the price of a season ticket in Dortmund you wouldn't even be able to afford the plastic they use to make a Sky viewing card to pop in your Sky box to watch the Sky Barclays Clydesdale Bank Mr Brain's Pork Faggots MegaGlobalHyperMegaNet Premier League anyway. So you may as well just move to Germany.

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