Stop telling Porky's
A new transfer record was set in Romania back in 2010 - for the most expensive footballer sold in return for pork.
Yep, Defender Marius Cioara was sold to Regal Hornia for 15kg of sausages. He retired a day later after 24 hours of taunts. Regal Hornia demanded a refund, and Cioara went to work on a farm.