Hilarious Mourinho quotes that will make you laugh (1)

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Jose Mourinho arrives back at Chelsea greeted almost as fervently by the British press than by Blues supporters given the love-love relationship the Portuguese enjoyed with the media during his first stint at Stamford Bridge.

The Special One has always been superb value for a soundbite and has dominated hundreds of back pages and millions of column inches thanks to his honest and frank assessment of his own team and his rivals.

Mourinho can, at times, come across as football's own Descartes or Aristotle - or perhaps even David Brent - with his metaphors on subjects from eggs to melons, and eager hacks await him to open his beloved trap once again as Chelsea boss.

Here are some of the more memorable quotes from the ex-Real Madrid manager

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