6. Johnny Moustache
Our number six could quite easily walk into a Beano comic edition without raising any eyebrows.
Johnny Moustache is considered a star of football in the Seychelles, and with a name like that it's a wonder he never attracted any attention from scouts of other clubs.
He may be just outside the top five, but Moustache is by no means sensible.
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