4. Danny Invincible
Danny Invincible is an attacking-midfielder of Italian and Australian descent who, despite what his name may suggest, has not appeared as a superhero character in any children's films.
Fans of English football may remember Invincible from his time with Swindon Town, where his last-minute winner against Peterborough in the 2001/02 season saved the side from relegation.
Our number four, ironically, signed for Thai outfit Army United in 2012.