3. Danger Fourpence
Few will argue that Danger Fourpence doesn't sound like a name generated by two random Google searches, but that's not to discredit the actual Mr. Fourpence.
The Zimbabwean native plays alongside players such as Limited Chicafa, Heavens Chinyama and Blessing Makunike.
As hard as it is to believe, this isn't a mess around. Danger Fourpence is real and he plays in defence.