All over the land teenagers are hastily tearing apart envelopes, clawing frantically at pieces of paper and then realising they face a long stretch flipping burgers at McDonalds for £1.50 an hour and all the greasy food they can fit in their mouth in one go. Well, that's how it panned out for me anyway.
It is of course GCSE results day - for those not from the UK this means various pictures of posh, good looking young women adorning the front pages of most national newspapers, accompanied by stories of how they've had to invent a new "A sideways smiley face" grade because too many people were getting A*. What a magical time of year it really is.
Anyway enough of that, this is a football website so it only makes sense to shoehorn in an idea based on results day doesn't it? Does it? I'm not sure anymore, but there's nothing else going on so let's get down to business shall we?