Are you ready for the most boring couple of hours of your life? No it's not Manchester United v Chelsea, or even Barcelona's bore-draw against Atletico Madrid last night - we're of course talking about the Champions League group stage draw.
Yep, it's the place everyone wants to be (the Champions League group stages) being drawn at an event no one wants to be at. Oh the irony.
Still, some people may have a liking for stuffy-old corrupt suits watching on while football congratulates itself over just how bloody great it is before a draw eventually breaks out.
If that really is your cup of tea - and if it it we advise you seek serious and urgent help - then you will need to know which teams are in which pot and what exactly awaits you.
Click through if you dare...