I'm not quite sure the manager's below were thinking too straight when they said the following...

"Please don't call me arrogant, but I'm European champion and I think I'm a special one," said Jose Mourinho upon taking the Chelsea job in 2004. 

"Of the nine red cards this season we probably deserved half of them," once claimed Arsene Wenger. Not sure that's possible, Arsene..

"Our goalkeeper didn't have a save to make in 90 minutes, and yet he still ended up conceding four goals," said Joe Royle. Joe, I think you need to either a) go to Specsavers b) buy a new goalkeeper or c) both. 

"Playing with wingers is more effective against European sides like Brazil than English sides like Wales," once claimed A* Geography student Ron Greenwood. 

"Today's top players only want to play in London or for Manchester United. That's what happened when I tried to sign Alan Shearer and he went to Blackburn." - Graeme Souness. 

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