We here at GiveMeSport are ardent football hipsters; we've never seen a single game of "Premier League" football in our lives, couldn't stomach the thought of attending a MasterCard, McDonalds Coca-Cola World Cup, and genuinely believe that any team from Argentina is technically better than anything Europe has to offer.
That's why we've been keeping an eye on the Argentinian Primera División over the last few days to bring you the five best goals. You may now have heard of many, or indeed any, of the players but trust us, there are some absolute rippers here.
You are welcome, you mainstream losers, you are welcome.
Check out the video above.