Training ground fights, broken ribs, manager bust-ups, scissor attacks, kung fu-kicks – it’s all there in the career of Zlatan Ibrahimovic.
The mercurial Swede is one of the most talented footballers on the planet, but he’s a notoriously volatile character.
Which means there’s quite a lot of excitement building around the release of his autobiography – obviously entitled “I am Zlatan Ibrahimovic”.
The latest revelations include some shocking tales from inside the dressing room – fights with teammates that ended with broken bones, threats to injure colleagues in training on purpose and even scissor attacks from rival strikers.
Included in this top five are a couple of stories from the latest extract of Zlatan’s book published by the Daily Mail, but there’s a few others too.
Click through the slideshow to count down through five of the craziest moments in the career of one of the great modern strikers...