Most people reading this will probably gasp in horror to see Roberto Soldado's name on this list, but before you become one of them: consider these points first.
Soldado has scored two Premier League goals for Spurs this season - both of which came from the penalty spot in games where the Spain international was a rather peripheral figure. The other three games he has failed to score, while he has also failed to register an assist.
So, in open play, Soldado has still not scored a league goal for Tottenham.
If the former Valencia star isn't careful, he could soon lose his place to Jermain Defoe.