Adebayo Akinfenwa - Transformer
Adebayo Akinfenwa as a Tranformer.
This guy practically becomes whatever he wants to be.
Like a tank.
Akinfenwa's ability to plow through opposing centre backs almost makes him seem like he has robotic strength deriving from an ability to spontaneously change himself to become any machine he wants.
Thor vs. Transformer. What a battle that would be.