Oh, Jack. Can you stay out of trouble for more than a few minutes for once in your life?
Before Arsenal's game against West Brom he was caught outside a nightclub chuffing his little lungs off, then he issued a war cry about the English that would have made Tommy Robinson proud had he not switched from mega-racist to probably-still-a-racist-but-much-better-at-hiding-it.
Anywho, it looks like the Arsenal man will need to get himself back on Twitter to defend himself after he was spotted* urinating - that's right people, urinating, during an England training session today.
Are you outraged? Because we're outraged. He probably meant it as a protest against Adnan Januzaj being potentially selected for England, the massive xenophobe.
*He technically wasn't caught, spotted or captured, but you get the idea what he is up to. Either that or he was very keen to show a lot of men what he was hiding in his shorts...