As demonstrated so aptly in the image above, the Texas pretzel available at Rangers games is so large that it makes grown women look like young children. Or is that a child? Either way, it doesn't matter - this thing is huge.
Served with three nondescript dips for dunking, the pretzel weighs three-pounds and fills up an entire pizza box.
It is, however, a comparatively cheap purchase when compared with the The StrasBurger - only $12.50 - although the consumption of over 3,500 is the price you will pay.