Damn you Texas Rangers, damn you! Why do persist with making such delicious but terrifyingly unhealthy snacks for us to consume?
As if the three-pound pretzel was not enough, you can tuck into a baseball bat length hotdog should it take your fancy when in attendance at a Rangers game.
The Boomstick is wedged into a submitting bun before being topped off with chili, jalapeños, nacho cheese and onions. How much for this phallic dream? 26 bucks.