The Fifth Third Burger as an amalgamation of foods available at a ballpark, with the imposing creation containing hamburger patties, chilli beef, Fritos, cheese, salsa and nachos. Oh, and there's some lettuce too.
Hats of to the West Michigan Whitecaps for concocting this idea, which has been available since 2009…although the health and safety authorities could intervene at any moment.
Want to know some stats about it? 4,800 calories, 300 grams of fat, 744 milligrams of cholesterol and more than 10,000 milligrams of sodium. Blimey.