Every now and then you get a transfer rumour that is just so unrealistic it's borderline comical.
Yesterday we got one - Chelsea's Jose Mourinho to bid for Pep Guardiola's Philipp Lahm. On so many levels this is just never going to happen.
Even discounting the animosity between the two managers, Lahm is Bayern Munich and Germany captain, Bavarian through and through. Like Iniesta and Xavi, he seems to be the very definition of a one-club player.
Anyway, that Lahm story got us thinking - what other stars would you put in the same category as Lahm?
Players who would never leave their clubs now, fan favourites, world class stars, maybe another one-club player.
Here's ten we've come up with but we want you to name any others you can think of. Leave your suggestions in the comment box below…