1st - Barcelona
They've got no Messi, they've got no Tito Vilanova, and tiki-taka has gone out of fashion with flares, but yet still Barcelona reign supreme.
The Catalan club have been ruthlessly picking up points in La Liga this season and have drawn just one game, meaning they average 2.9 points every game. That's just insane after 14 games.
That's enough to put them at the top of the pile of Europe's elite. Only time will tell if that proves to the case this season....