Manchester United fans have been provided with a unique early Christmas present after Chelsea captain John Terry was chopped into minuscule pieces by a pair of deranged supporters.
Well, sort of.
GMS must extend its apologies to the Old Trafford faithful but, to the disappointment of many of you, the living John Terry has not breathed his last at the sight of some rotating blades, but rather a miniature figurine of the Chelsea legend.
The murderous act on the replica of the Stamford Bridge skipper was performed by the chaps at FullTimeDEVILS - an excellent YouTube channel for Manchester United fans - who plunged mini-Terry to his doom.
It was all done in the spirit if Christmas, of course, and not because these particular United supporters really wish to see Terry blended into nothingness, even if the Chelsea defender is a particularly repugnant character.
The Terry toy is not the only item to be sent to the blender, with a number of Manchester United rivals also condemned to death in the same fashion. A Liverpool cuddly bear is also seen off, along with some Arsenal balls and, quite brilliantly, a Tottenham mug.
Watch the video above.