The January transfer window is fast approaching and it's time to take a big ol' turn of the handle on the rumour mill.
Sure, Christmas is still to come as is New Year, but we all know the thing fans across the land are looking forward to most is a month of inactivity then a flurry of men in suits blindly throwing money at random footballers before claiming were long-term targets. Ahh, good times are a'comin.
Anywho, what with it being a day of the week that ends in Y there are plenty of rumours wasting valuable newspaper space and clogging up the internet.
In the true spirit of recycling and efficiency, we've grouped all the gossip together in one place, wrapped it up, popped a bow on it and labelled it Paper Talk.
Merry Christmas you lucky little things.