Jose Mourinho courts every top striker in Europe

The Special One has ended up with a trio of ‘special’ strikers in Fernando Torres, Samuel Eto'o and Demba Ba.

Their specialness lying in the fact that they don’t do what normal strikers are supposed to do – score goals.

He desperately tries to sign a quality striker by expressing his admiration for every top striker in Europe. When that doesn’t work, he hugs the striker of the every opposition at full time of every game in January. Calls each of them ‘fantastic’ in every post match interview.

In the meantime, Roman Abrahimovic makes bids for Edison Cavani and Zlatan Ibrahimovic of Paris Saint Germain.

PSG in retaliation slap in gargantuan bids Eden Hazard, Juan Mata and Oscar. 

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