Weligton Oliveira, you naughty boy. The Malaga captain was guilty of a dirty double dive indeed during the weekend defeat to Atletico Madrid and, somehow, was able to earn a free-kick.
The 34-year-old found himself in a spot of bother approaching in his own byline and, with Atleti's Christian Rodriguez in pursuit, Weligton sent himself crashing to the turf.
This minimal contact was enough for the assistant referee, himself in close proximity, to raise his flag for a foul in favour of Malaga. But what followed was even more inexplicable.
After winning the free-kick he had desired Weligton clambered to his feet before pushing the ball into the abdomen of Rodriguez and diving to the floor again. It really has to be seen to be believed.