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USA Hockey team miss out on 10 years of free porn after loss to Canada

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Team USA's loss to Canada in the semi finals of the hockey at the winter Olympics has cost them dearly in more ways than one. 

Not only will TJ Oshie and co. miss out on the chance to win gold, they have also lost ten years of free porn!

According to TMZ Sports, the HD pornography company Brazzers were offering the whole team a free month long subscription to the website if they were to beat Canada earlier. 

And if they were to come home from Sochi with the gold medals around their neck, the porn site would be rewarding all 25 of the roster with ten whole years of all the smut they could handle. 

Unfortunately Jamie Benn's goal in the second period took this chance away from them, and not even the thought of all the nudie flicks of their choosing could inspire a miracle on ice style performance.

Unlucky boys.

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