Daniel Sturridge

Scores every: 132 minutes

Well that removed any element of tension pretty quickly didn't it? 

The Liverpool striker is number five on our list, averaging a goal every (roughly speaking) game-and-a-half.

That record is largely down to his form this season, having failed to excel with either Manchester City or Chelsea, he's now doing the business at Anfield after a January move in 2013.

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