5: Zlatan Ibrahimovic to Paris Saint-Germain

The only bone we have to pick with this one is that Zlatan Ibrahimovic deserves to be playing week in week out in a bigger league than France can offer.

He's hit his peak in the last year or so and it's a shame that the only defences he gets the chance to demolish on a routine basis are the feeble back-lines of the likes of Ajaccio and Sochaux. When Ibrahimovic left AC Milan it should have been to the Premier League!

Rant over.

Alex Song
Mario Balotelli
Stevan Jovetic
Premier League