Brad Friedel

The veteran American came across as a grumpy old goat when he first joined Twitter. Which makes sense, because that's pretty much what he is. 

He typed: "This is my first tweet. signed up as someone else was using my name that wasn't me. this is officially brad friedel."

Anyone else surprised he knows how to use Twitter, or even knows what it is?

Ashley Cole
Luis Suarez
Wayne Rooney