CM: Javi Garcia - Manchester City
Is he a defender, is he a midfielder? - Nobody knows. He probably shouldn't be in City's first XI, that's for sure.
One of former manager Roberto Mancini's stranger signings at the Etihad, Javi Garcia has struggled to stay clear of mistakes.
Luckily he doesn't partner Martin Demichelis at the back. That would see City lose their advantage.