Hello international break, we meet again. You are very dull, through no fault of your own admittedly. But let's just say we prefer Premier League weekends to watching England toil away in Estonia.
If you watched England's training session against San Marino, I would ask why, but then I don't really care too much. It's hard to be anything but apathetic when it comes to Roy's Boys.
And that's why we're here to give you your daily dose of Premier League news (and a few bits from around Europe too).
David Moyes has resurfaced to mumble on about how good Adnan Januzaj was last season, Emre Can has revealed he turned down Bayern Munich for Liverpool after a Brendan Rodgers Jedi mind trick and Arsenal are trying to replicate their Cesc Fabregas deal by pinching another Barcelona academy star.
Anyway, let's get cracking! Click through the slideshow to get the news!