I don't play FIFA on the Xstation or the Playbox. In fact I don't play any virtual reality game. I prefer real life like trees, which in turn are used to make books; also a firm favourite of mine. But that's not important. What is important is that you, Mr/Ms/Mrs. Reader, do play FIFA, and are therefore very interested in what is about to happen.
And that is me, the self-proclaimed non-expert on the matter, doing research in order to discover the greatest team you can possibly put together using nothing but your RSI-riddled thumbs. It sounds too easy doesn't it? Well that's because it is.
This team could never come together in real life. Even if aliens invaded the planet and challenged us to a game of football in a winner-takes-Earth match, a player like Victor Moses would always manage to sneak on the team bus.
No, the team that follows has no Chelsea rejects involved or any Chelsea players at all for that matter, only the best of the best, like a fillet steak from one of those Wagyu cows that are reserved for the Jordan Belforts of this world. No fat, just juicy talent.
Anyway, enough about steaks and aliens, it's time to get started.
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