Life isn't going so well for Marco Reus at the moment. The Borussia Dortmund forward is currently out of action with an ankle injury, his team are in crisis following yet another loss yesterday, and he's just been fined almost £500,000 for driving without a license.
Well, it seems as though Glamour model Jordan Carver is rather generously offering a helping hand. You see, along with the fine, Reus has of course been banned from driving which presents him with a problem if he wants to, say, drive to training or meet up with representatives from various Premier League clubs....
Miss Carver has what she thinks is the perfect solution. The 28-year-old has offered her, ahem, services on a 24/7 basis....and by that I mean offered to be his driver. What were you thinking was on offer?
Sadly for the Borussia Dortmund man there is a caveat to the offer - instead of joining one of his Premier League suitors like Manchester United, Arsenal or Liverpool, he has to sign for fierce rivals Bayern Munich.
"Marco, my beloved. I am not only willing to be your chaffeur 24/7, but I can help you get your driver's licence back,' she reportedly said.
'Just agree to the following conditions: either love me or you have to movre from Dortmund to Bayern. I'm slightly greedy, but both options are awesome!'
Manchester United & Liverpool target
The offer may prove to be a tempting one for Reus; he has a £20 million release clause in his contract which will spark a transfer tussle next year, and along with the likes of Manchester United and Liverpool, Real Madrid are also in the running.
The forward has previously insisted he's happy to stay put, but with Dortmund at risk of being rock bottom of the Bundesliga come Christmas day, a switch to Old Trafford or the Bernabeu may become appealing.
Having said that, playing at the Allianz Arena may now be his preferred option....