There's only one more day of the Premier League season left - what on earth are you going to do for the summer?! Talk to loved ones? Go outside? Not bloody likely.
Nope, instead the best thing to do is to draw the curtains, shut the door, promise to mow the lawn at some point in the distant future and tuck into a healthy dose of the impending transfer window.
It seems as though the rumour mill has cranked into life this week with Raheem Sterling's agent proving himself to be a master negotiator and transfer mastermind, while if you believe everything written about Manchester United they are about to sign 35 players for £1 billion.
Manchester City meanwhile are trying to sign everyone with a British passport and Tottenham seem to have actually completed their first deal of the summer in Cologne defender Kevin Wimmer...nope, me neither.
It's a lovely bank holiday weekend in the UK which means no work on Monday for most of the country - that means you can put off anything you want to do until tomorrow and spend your precious spare time flicking through this transfer round-up.