Manchester United fans, it’s that time again.
If this is your first time then don’t worry, what to do next is fairly self-explanatory. We’ve compiled a round-up of all of today’s breaking news. That’s right, it’s just here for you to enjoy for free.
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Petition to sell Valencia
Manchester United fans are never afraid to voice scepticism regarding players or coaching staff, so it’s really no surprise that they’ve started a petition to get the club to sell Antonio Valencia.
Unfair? Probably, but all the same a group of disgruntled supporters - numbering around 100 - have signed a tongue-in-cheek petition requesting that their club sell him.
To top off the bizarreness of the order, the letter itself is addressed to David Cameron, not Louis van Gaal.
That comes after the Ecuadorian winger was subbed at half-time during the Champions League win over Wolfsburg last night.
In more straightforward news, Anthony Martial took to Instagram to thank Red Devils fans for their support.
The young forward was once again on form and, though he didn’t score a goal, produced another showing that backs the idea he is actually worth £36 million.
He’s now got four goals in five appearances since his Old Trafford switch and considering his age that’s no mean feat at all.
Mata beats Ozil
Meanwhile, United fans have had their say and firmly believe that Juan Mata is better than Arsenal’s Mesut Ozil.
The Spaniard seems to have found his form this term under Van Gaal, having produced a series of impressive displays. That’s in contrast to Ozil, who can’t find his feet in north London.