It may seem like Victor Valdes has faded into the abyss at Manchester United, but the goalkeeper is very much still a part of the Old Trafford furniture. That said, Louis van Gaal and the club continue to find new ways to annoy the player and those closest to him. Apparently, the goalkeeper wasn’t invited to a Unicef charity dinner that pretty much all of his teammates attended. His wife reacted furiously on Instagram, stating that it was the last thing she expected from a club of United’s magnitude. On to team news, it’s emerged that Van Gaal blasted his stars at half-time during the recent draw with PSV. The Sunday People say a drab first-half showing sent Van Gaal ballistic. Perhaps not Fergie hairdryer treatment ballistic, but it’s safe to say he was pretty angry.