I wonder if Troy Deeney ever practices free-kicks with his son. We'll never know, because no one would care to know.
Even if we did care, we're all too busy keeping our eyes on Cristiano Ronaldo, who at any time could do anything. Literally anything and we all want to see.
So, as you may well have guessed by now, Ronaldo had a free-kick competition with his adorable little child, someone filmed it and now it seems to be all the Internet can talk about.
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Of course, the Real Madrid striker has earned the right to have our unwavering attention. He's most definitely one of the best players of all time and, alongside his terrific performances on the football pitch, has worked extra hard to create a rather indestructible 'Ronaldo' brand.
His child, Ronaldo Jr, forms an important part of that brand, as this video proves.
Ronaldo wins, Ronaldo always wins
What makes this video newsworthy in our eyes is that Ronaldo, now 30, still can't resist the temptation to win. He buries his free-kick after Ronaldo Jr amateurishly put it over. The elder of the two kicked it over a makeshift wall of soft toys and into the unguarded inflatable net.
Cue celebration, including his ever-so famous "Siiiiiii" chant that was debuted almost exactly a year ago at the Ballon d'Or ceremony last January.
Unfortunately, we won't be hearing it this year, will we, Cristiano? Not unless Leo Messi fancies making a fool of himself whilst standing with his Golden Ball in front of a number of even more foolish fools that make up the FIFA executives that aren't currently in prison.
I've said too much.... Enjoy the video.
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