Are you ready to commemorate the biggest wrestling show of them all with WrestleMania 33 just weeks away?
For the low price of $14.99, you can be the proud owner of an official WrestleMania 33 “waist pack,” or more commonly known as a fanny pack. It features three, yes, three, pockets, providing plenty of space for your wind-up disposable cameras and cassette players.
This is a purchase about functionality and fashion. The adventures you could go on with your very own WrestleMania 33 fanny pack are endless.
First, let’s observe the quality of this fine product. Its black fabric makes it easy to read the bold, beautiful white lettering. The bold words WrestleMania, 33 and Orlando are easy to read so there’s absolutely no question about what you’re representing as you strut down the street.
This is WrestleMania, man, and you’ve got the zippers and storage space to prove it.
Not only are there three luxurious pockets, but the belt buckle is — wait for it — adjustable. Yes, you can attach that little pouch of productivity to anything. Need to snap it to a thin rail? No problem! Feeling full after a nice meal? Let that thing loose.
Not sold yet? No problem, let’s talk about why we’re all here to begin with. We love wrestling, and WrestleMania is the show to watch every year. If there is one WWE wrestle that knows a thing or two about WrestleMania, it’s Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson.
Now ask yourself, what would The Rock buy from the WWE Shop to celebrate this glorious moment? A t-shirt? Nay, he’d likely have a hard time finding one to fit his gigantic arms through.
He’d go with the fanny pack, friends, and he’d be right for it:
Now I know what you’re thinking: that’s an amazing look and I wish I also had a leather fanny pack and snug turtle neck to slip into. But stay with me, just for a moment. Close your eyes, and picture yourself standing there, leaning just like The Rock.
You have a smirk on your face, arm over the wall for balance, and not only do you have your fanny pack strapped around your waist like the WWE Universal championship, it’s got the legendary words WrestleMania 33 on it.
What’s not to love about that picture? You have style, you have the ability to carry all sorts of things no matter where you go, and you’re representing the night Goldberg and Brock Lesnar went toe-to-toe for the third time. A true night of champions.
Now that’s a bargain.