10. Southampton - £446.96 million
Record signing this decade: Jannik Vestergaard (£22.50 million)
9. Leicester City - £451.14 million
Record signing this decade: Youri Tielemans (£40.50 million)
8. West Ham United - £463.77 million
Record signing this decade: Sébastien Haller (£36.00 million)
7. Everton - £594.28 million
Record signing this decade: Gylfi Sigurdsson (£44.46 million)
6. Tottenham Hotspur - £662.72 million
Record signing this decade: Tanguy Ndombele (£54.00 million)
5. Arsenal - £758.38 million
Record signing this decade: Nicolas Pepe (£72.00 million)
4. Liverpool - £915.53 million
Record signing this decade: Virgil van Dijk (£76.19 million)
3. Manchester United - £1.15 billion
Record signing this decade: Paul Pogba (£94.50 million)
2. Chelsea - £1.28 billion
Record signing this decade: Kepa Arrizabalaga (£72.00 million)
1. Manchester City - £1.39 billion
Record signing this decade: Kevin De Bruyne (£68.40 million)
Massive gap in spending
So, there you have it, the big six are called so for a reason: money, money and more money.
There's admittedly something of a drop off by the time you get to the north London clubs, but Liverpool are only one big signing away from joining City, United and Chelsea in the billionaire club.
But nothing sums up the discrepancy in spending across English football quite like the fact City (1st) and Coventry (50th) are separated by a gargantuan £1,387,620,000 in 10 years alone.
The beautiful game is the bountiful one, too.