Real Madrid won their record 34th La Liga title on Thursday night and Sergio Ramos was at the heart of the celebrations. Why wouldn't he be?The centre-back has been integral to the success of Los Blancos for 15 years now.He's their captain. Their leader - and to be honest - their biggest s***house. In fact, Ramos might also be football's best pantomime villain. Loved by Real Madrid fans, but hated by most others, the Spaniard has built a career on not just being a world-class defender... but successfully rattling his opponents too. So let's take a look back at six times Ramos proved he's football's biggest s***house and yes - as you can probably guess - there's a moment from Thursday's title win included. 
1) Failed pass penalty vs Villareal
Picture this. Real Madrid are 1-0 up in the 74th minute of a very tense game. They need three points to secure the title.
Up steps Ramos. He's been brilliant from the spot this season. But rather than smashing his penalty home, he simply passes the ball into the path of Karim Benzema to do the honours for him.
Really, Sergio? If that goes wrong and Villareal go on to equalise and deny you the title, you'll look like a clown.
Although Benzema did score from the pass penalty. The referee made Madrid re-take it. Luckily, Benzema scored again anyway. But why Sergio, why?
2) Ramos injures Mohamed Salah - feels the wrath of Egypt
Perhaps his most memorable s***house moment came in the 2018 Champions League final. Liverpool were underdogs and needed Mo Salah to inspire them to glory.
It didn't happen though. In the 22nd minute, Ramos hauled down his opponent, dislocating the forward's shoulder. He left the pitch in tears.
Liverpool's dream of an unlikely European triumph faded, but the fallout soon became colossal.
Within days an Egyptian lawyer had launched a €1bn lawsuit against Ramos for jeopardising Salah's participation at the World Cup finals the following month.
535,000 people signed a petition demanding FIFA punish Ramos for his actions. Even the European Judo Commission called his move to bring down Salah 'dangerous'. Unreal.
3) Getting Juan Cuadrado sent off in the Champions League final
Just 12 months before injuring Salah on the biggest stage, Ramos was up to his old tricks in the 2017 Champions League final too - this time against Juventus.
Juan Cuadrado, who came on as a sub to try and turn the game, was already booked before he encountered the Spanish s***house.
After winning the ball back with a fair sliding tackle, Ramos received a tiny - and we stress... TINY - push from the Colombian winger. Maybe he clipped his ankle too... maybe.
Right in front of the linesman, the defender fell to the floor and started rolling around, leading to Cuadrado picking up a second yellow card and being sent off.
4) Celebrating an own goal at the World Cup
Celebrating a goal is fine... if you score it. But how many players do you know that celebrate an own goal?
There certainly aren't many. But Ramos is one of them and he did it on the biggest stage.
When Sergei Ignashevich had the misfortune of turning the ball into his own net during Russia vs Spain at the 2018 World Cup, Ramos wheeled away to celebrate like he'd banged in a 30-yard screamer.
To make things even worse, he was probably celebrating in a stadium full of Russian fans, considering they were the host nation. Way to rub it in.
He even cupped his ear as if to say 'I can't hear you' - iconic.
5) Elbowing Milan Havel in the face
Real Madrid vs Viktoria Plzen isn't exactly a standout fixture. So when the two sides met in the Champions League in 2018, you could perhaps expect Ramos to dial down the s***housery.
But that didn't happen. To establish his dominance against the might of his Czech opponents, the Real Madrid captain elbowed Milan Havel in the face after 13 minutes.
The midfielder left the pitch with blood streaming down his face, but incredibly, Ramos avoided picking up a booking and Real went on to win 5-0.
6) Sparking an all-out brawl in El Clasico
Ah, El Clasico. The perfect stage for some s***housery. Five red cards in the fixture prove that. But what Ramos did in 2010 to spark a mass brawl beat all of those cards combined.
With minutes left in a game Real Madrid were losing 5-0, Ramos hacked down Lionel Messi with a chop that Jack the Ripper would have been proud of.
As the referee branded a red card in his face, Sergio palmed off the on-rushing Carles Puyol with a finger to the eye before being dragged away by his teammates.
The brawl continued on the sideline but as you can probably guess, Ramos and his manager at the time - one Jose Mourinho - were loving it.
There we have it. Six times Ramos has proved he's a massive f***ing s***house.
Whether it's dislocating Salah's shoulder or hacking down Messi in a game his team are losing 5-0, the Real Madrid captain is no stranger to controversy.
The master of football's dark arts has just won La Liga too, so expect to see a whole new level of s***housery next season too.