We know little of this mysterious goalkeeper except for one thing - she really shouldn't give up the day job.
This little gem has popped up on YouTube in the last few days and shows the hapless shotstopper letting in a handful of the softest goals imaginable.
She starts by flapping at and letting in at soft shot from the edge of the area, before punching the ball into her own net from a free-kick.
The lunacy continues as she then spills a soft cross which leads to an own goal before the icing on the cake as she ducks out of the way of a fluffed shot which is rolled into the net on the follow up.
Watch the video here:
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