12. Radamel Falcao
Radamel Falcao was one of the most sought after strikers in the world before his £50m move to Monaco in the summer.
But according to his figures, some will be wondering what all the fuss is about.
Having scored just 25 goals in the calendar year, Falcao's 2013 represented a significant drop in his past, more prolific form.
His lack of goals must be down to a terrible shot/goal ratio of 19%.