As Cheltenham Festival fever sweeps across the GiveMeSport office, what better time to bring you a completely fictitious football XI based on the funniest players whose names can be turned into horse racing related puns.
I know what you're thinking - it's a hard job, but somebody's got to do it! But the thing is, football hasn't always got to be so serious. So why not spend the next five minutes by indulging yourself in a more light-hearted look at sport. You never know, you might enjoy it…
Click through the tabs - above or below - to see which players made the cut, and feel free to add any suggestions of your own in the comment box provided!
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