The Chelsea forward made his name as one of the most deadly strikers in Europe - although you wouldn't know that if you'd ever seen him play for the Blues.
The Spaniard first tweeted: "I have not started on Twitter yet, but this is my official page and it is ready to go when the timing is right."
It turned out the time was right to start tweeting regularly was approximately two years later, when he was past his peak. So timed about as well as one of his tuns then.
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