Mario Balotelli (and girlfriend)
This list wouldn’t have been complete with an appearance from Mario Balotelli.
Back in 2013, Balotelli’s girlfriend Fanny Neguesha - are they still together? - posted this particularly raunchy photo of herself on top of the current Liverpool star to her Instagram account.
Football’s bad boy has been fairly quiet since arriving at Anfield in the summer - but surely it won’t be much longer before he’s back hitting the headlines again.