Luis Suarez - Hannibal Lecter
This one pretty much picks itself. We’re not the first people to jump on the Suarez-bite-bandwagon and we’re certainly not going to be the last, but while this choice is a popular one it makes up for any shortcomings in suitability factor.
Suarez’s famous bite on Giorgio Chiellini and this summer’s World Cup was the third one of his career, and landed him in more hot water than even he might have anticipated. As such we think Hannibal Lecter - the infamous cannibal - is a fairly accurate dress up for him.
Sure there’s differences between two - the main one being that Suarez is a professional football and Lecter is a deranged serial killer - but who’s counting them?