WWE Chairman Vince McMahon, as told by many of the people who know him best, is an incredibly interesting character.
A viral Twitter thread from user @Allan_cheapshot, which was originally posted in 2019, has recalled some of the most hilarious stories and rumours regarding the 76-year-old.
The thread has started doing the rounds on Twitter again, with Vince more involved on WWE TV than he has been in several years, thanks to his partnership with Austin Theory.
The entire thread is utterly hilarious, and is well worth you checking out, but here are some of the best bits for you to enjoy.
One of the stories concerns Vince McMahon hatred of sneezing. The story came from Paul Heyman, who claims that McMahon yells at someone if they sneeze, telling them to control themselves.
On the rare occasion that Vince sneezes, he is said to get quite angry, and loses focus on the task he was doing for a few minutes.
However, somewhat unsurprisingly, that's one of the least crazy stories to feature on this thread.
The thread notes that Vince McMahon once went bowling with an executive from NBC, but this didn't exactly go to plan.
The executive did something that McMahon didn't like, so Vince snuck off and stole his shoes from behind the counter, tosses them in the garbage, and then ran away.
The executive had no clue where his shoes were, later calling the WWE Chairman the "biggest jerk he'd ever met in real life" in his book:
Vince contacted him later and said "That's what you get, pal!". The guy wrote a book and said that Vince was the biggest jerk he'd ever met in real life.
There are a couple of other great nuggets in the thread, including the time where Vince McMahon got wasted at a strip club and decided to let the Hart Foundation hit their finisher on him, which they did.
Another hilarious story in the thread looks at the time where Vince McMahon went to work out with Mark Henry, an Olympic gold medalist in lifting.
Vince tried to outperform Mark Henry on every exercise, with Henry admitting that the boss tested him a little bit.
He says that McMahon called him the next day in a pretty large amount of pain, admitting that he regretted challenging him:
Mark says that he actually quit before Vince did Vince phoned Mark in great pain and admitted he had made a terrible mistake
Jim Ross also recalled, as the thread has detailed, how Vince McMahon found out about how popular Asian porn sites are.
After initially being reluctant to sign Gail Kim in 2003, Jim Ross explained to Vince how popular Asian porn sites were, suggesting the idea of hiring her because "many men are attracted to Asian women.â€
Another hilarious story in the thread recalls when Jim Ross once farted in a car with Gerald Brisco, with the fart being so bad that Brisco threw up.
Vince found the whole thing hilarious, so backstage at WWE Raw one night, he tried to fart and make Gerald puke.
The whole thing backfired though, and Vince McMahon ended up s*itting his pants, and he had to go out to the ring and cut a promo.
The camera crew were all told about the incident, with Jim Ross recalling that the crew were told to keep all shots above Vince's waistline for the entire promo.
As noted, the entire thread is absolutely hilarious, and is well worth you checking out.